It's movie night at the only movie theatre that you can clip your toe nails in:
For your viewing pleasure tonight, we have the great 80's cult classic Heavy Metal Parking Lot. It's about a bunch of dimwitted Judas Priest fans. File it under 'comedy.'
And now our feature presentation—please locate the nearest exit, btw—Heavy Metal Parking Lot:
Now look under your seat. Wow! It's a wonderful digital Judas Priest compilation, courtesy of www.jamiedoesmusic.com.
But wait! There's more. You're going to Hawaii! OMG!