BEWARE: DON'T COME IN HERE!

Stainless Gamelan: Inside The Dream Syndicate Vol. Iii by John Cale

What are you doing here? Are you crazy or something? I told you NOT to come in here.  You're just asking for trouble, you unlucky blog reader.  Naive, innocent, unlucky blog reader—just go away, okay?

You're still here.  Okay.  Maybe you don't understand.  This page is haunted.  There's a scary ghost over there.  And whoa did you see that?—it's a man with no face eating copper wire!—This page is so haunted and spooky.  It makes me nervous just thinking about this cursed page, which was posted on top of a page about an Indian burial ground, by the way!

Oh, you're still here.  You're so brave.  Don't say I didn't warn you, okay? Fine, you can listen to the first song—but just the first song, okay! BUT DO NOT—I REPEAT—DO NOT LISTEN TO TRACK NUMBER TWO! Don't even go near it.  I can't overstate how cursed it is.  
 

Wow, you're even braver than I thought.  I underestimated you. Hey, if you make it through the entire album will you write to me —just to let me know that you're okay?

Stainless Gamelan: Inside The Dream Syndicate Vol. Iii by John Cale