Bruce Springsteen and the original—though unnamed—E-Street Band
Oh dear. Listen up. If you're ever in a car with me and I ask you to put this song on, please just ignore me. Sure, I'll be disappointed and I'll beg you to reconsider. I'll try all sorts of ways to manipulate you into changing your mind. I'll be a babbling little baby. Let me go through it, reader. Your life—and all our lives—are more important than me indulging in the opening track from Bruce Springsteen's 2nd Album, The Wild, The Innocent And The E-Street Shuffle.
Now if I happen to be driving, chances are we're all screwed! I will put this song on and no one will know happen next—especially me. I will dance. I will not stop at red lights. I will not yield to any pedestrians. I will exceed the speed limit, in a dangerous and reckless way.
You see, this song does magical things for me. And hopefully it will do magical things for you. Indispensible.
Everybody form a line and do "The E-Street Shuffle!"
"The E-Street Shuffle"